Evening News Caption Competition - Wednesday 22, 2011

What's Dame Shirley Bassey saying?

Tell us what you think.

The winner will be chosen by our judging panel. The editor's decision is final.

Yesterday's winner

"A greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go

into a bank . . ."

A Friend of Fernando Poo

Runner-up

"OK nick, here's the plan. From now on the eurozone will be

known as 'Compare the Merkel.com'"

Burstyn furrapee

"Is there any chance of a sub, Angela?"

Francis Murphy