Mum’s The Word: Water Music
Aw no. He’ll be in the shower until he’s as wrinkled as a crinkle cut crisp – like the ones he’s carrying. Crisp-eating is only one of his repertoire of shower activities that enrage the rest of the household (OK, me).
Meditating: “If you sit on the floor, back to the tiles, close your eyes and let the water fall on your head, you can imagine you’re in a tropical rainforest. Soooo relaxing.”
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Hide AdSleeping: “You can get a good sleep in the shower. Sit down and you won’t drown because the sides keep you upright. It’s as if you had fallen asleep on a beach somewhere hot and it started to rain lightly on your relaxed body. It’s good for your mind and you have nice dreams.”
Eating: “Crisps are good because of the plastic packet and they don’t get soggy if you’re careful and fast. Plus the crumbs are washed away which is a bonus.”
And his latest outrage, playing the electric guitar: “You get fantastic acoustics. It’s the place to experiment with sound. Obviously you can’t plug it in because that would be dangerous.”
So it would. But what a way to go. So tempting...