John Gibson: Go on, sock it to ‘em Brucie baby!

To wash ‘em, to wash ‘em nice! From here on I’m going to view Bruce Forsyth in a different light. Here’s a man who, if we are to believe him, washes his own socks and shirts.

Many’s the woman in a man’s life who wishes she could say the same of her partner. Nine out of ten men (make that 99 out of a hundred) have to be dragged screaming from Match of the Day with her bawling sock it to ‘em.

Bruce, belatedly you’ve collared a new fan. Just tell me your laundry day. I’ve got a bundle of socks and shirts here awaiting your magic hands. Do they do dishes, too?

Browned off